Oct 5, 2006

Cats as Employers

There is a saying that is so true... Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff. So as a staff member of a cat, I have been very busy today making sure I do all I can to please her.

Desiree (FB2) got a clean bill of health from the vet. Which means her inappropriate peeing is a behavioral issue, not medical. Something is making her pee in the basement and it is my job as her staff to find out what. As I mentioned earlier, I have done some shopping to try to find new things to appease her. Well, today was the day of cleaning. I spent over an hour today shampooing, and re-shampooing the carpets down there and making sure everything down there is clean enough.

The Princess better be glad I adore her, otherwise she would be an outside kitty. Sometimes she just does not realize that I am still the Queen.


Anyways, here is some cat humor for you to enjoy!

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As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. -- Ellen Perry Berkeley

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. -- Anon.

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. -- Faith Resnick

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. -- Anon.

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. -- Hippolyte Taine

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. -- Albert Schweitzer

Time spent with cats is never wasted. -- Colette

You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. --Colonial American proverb

Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know. -- Anon.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -- Robert A. Heinlein

ANY question addressed to a cat can be counted rhetorical. -- E. Miller

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. -- Dereke Bruce

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